Tuesday 30th June 2009
We had our busiest day at the Café for ages today, as predicted the town was awash with people throwing money at the lottery machines.
Carolyn was still suffering with girlie flu today, so tried to do as little as possible, it won’t make any difference, she’s not happy unless she can make an illness last at least a week. (Take no notice of Ian, he is just being mean)
We are still working towards our round the world trip tomorrow, although it might not be as easy as we thought because the staff are all in our syndicate and they want to go too.
Today is the last day of the financial year over here, so after Ian closed the Café he had to do a stock take, it took him until 9.15pm to finish so made for a very tiring day.
The Cubs and Scouts had their joint meeting tonight and the kids loved it, it seems that the highlight of the event was getting a plate of shaving foam splatted in your face, but our three seemed to manage being on the receiving end of those.
A couple of bad jokes to fill a space
What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea?
Bob.
What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What’s Green, got Six Legs and if it falls out of a Tree and Lands on you, will kill you?
A Billiard Table.
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Blowing a Gale
Sunday 28th June 2009
Last night the wind howled and the rain hammered the windows, Ian coughed and spluttered and we didn’t wake up and get out of bed until 11am.
When we did eventually get out of bed, the kids had set themselves up with breakfast and telly and were so engrossed in it that they hadn’t even noticed that we hadn’t got out of bed.
Ian was feeling really ropy and felt that he needed to get some fresh air down his neck, so we drove out to Cape Naturaliste lighthouse which has probably the closest thing you will find to a Cornish type coastline round here.
The wind was still blowing a gale, but we braved the elephants and walked down to the whale watching point, there have been a couple of whale sightings in the area this month but it is a bit early for them really.
We got to the whale watching shelter just in time to take cover before the next band of wind driven rain descended on us, it was cold, it was wet and it was blowy, but it was just what Ian needed to clear the cobwebs after his bout of Quadruple pneumonia + One, we are amazed at his powers of recovery.
Bad joke time, the whales reminded me of it.
If you weigh a Whale at a Whale weigh Station, where would you weigh a Pie?
Answer at the bottom of page.
Having had a good bit of fresh air and exercise, we headed for home and had a relaxing afternoon veging out in front of the box watching a film called Motocrossed, a Disney film with a hero so the kids loved it.
We then watched Groundhog Day with Bill Murray, which the kids also thought was great, especially the bits where he could be horrible to people and it would be like nothing had happened the following day, or was that the same day, anyway it is good fun.
After the kids had gone to bed, we watched an episode of Shameless before going to bed for an early night.
Answer: Somewhere over a Rainbow.
If unsure of the answer, feel free to ask for an explanation.
Last night the wind howled and the rain hammered the windows, Ian coughed and spluttered and we didn’t wake up and get out of bed until 11am.
When we did eventually get out of bed, the kids had set themselves up with breakfast and telly and were so engrossed in it that they hadn’t even noticed that we hadn’t got out of bed.
Ian was feeling really ropy and felt that he needed to get some fresh air down his neck, so we drove out to Cape Naturaliste lighthouse which has probably the closest thing you will find to a Cornish type coastline round here.
The wind was still blowing a gale, but we braved the elephants and walked down to the whale watching point, there have been a couple of whale sightings in the area this month but it is a bit early for them really.
We got to the whale watching shelter just in time to take cover before the next band of wind driven rain descended on us, it was cold, it was wet and it was blowy, but it was just what Ian needed to clear the cobwebs after his bout of Quadruple pneumonia + One, we are amazed at his powers of recovery.
Bad joke time, the whales reminded me of it.
If you weigh a Whale at a Whale weigh Station, where would you weigh a Pie?
Answer at the bottom of page.
Having had a good bit of fresh air and exercise, we headed for home and had a relaxing afternoon veging out in front of the box watching a film called Motocrossed, a Disney film with a hero so the kids loved it.
We then watched Groundhog Day with Bill Murray, which the kids also thought was great, especially the bits where he could be horrible to people and it would be like nothing had happened the following day, or was that the same day, anyway it is good fun.
After the kids had gone to bed, we watched an episode of Shameless before going to bed for an early night.
Answer: Somewhere over a Rainbow.
If unsure of the answer, feel free to ask for an explanation.
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