Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Cub and Scout Night

Tuesday 30th June 2009
We had our busiest day at the Café for ages today, as predicted the town was awash with people throwing money at the lottery machines.
Carolyn was still suffering with girlie flu today, so tried to do as little as possible, it won’t make any difference, she’s not happy unless she can make an illness last at least a week. (Take no notice of Ian, he is just being mean)
We are still working towards our round the world trip tomorrow, although it might not be as easy as we thought because the staff are all in our syndicate and they want to go too.
Today is the last day of the financial year over here, so after Ian closed the Café he had to do a stock take, it took him until 9.15pm to finish so made for a very tiring day.
The Cubs and Scouts had their joint meeting tonight and the kids loved it, it seems that the highlight of the event was getting a plate of shaving foam splatted in your face, but our three seemed to manage being on the receiving end of those.

A couple of bad jokes to fill a space

What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea?


What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?


What’s Green, got Six Legs and if it falls out of a Tree and Lands on you, will kill you?

A Billiard Table.


Vic said...

Remind me never to put you guys up for a comedy night! lol

The HoJo's said...

don't involve me, my jokes are far funnier :o)


Ganeida said...

I'm reassessing everything I ever heard about the English ~ or has girlie flue/boy flu gone to your heads?

Elena said...

that's almost as bad as the jokes that went around in year 8:

why did bob fall off the swing?

- 'cos he had no arms.

why did billy fall off the swing after him?

- 'cos someone threw a fridge at him.